roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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