Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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