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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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