Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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