Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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