I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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