That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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