How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Two words: nipple clamps
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