either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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