The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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