just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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