My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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