I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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