I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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