ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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