Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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