Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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