We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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