How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
