ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
All the doctor said was why
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
dude. I can hear the air.
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