ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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