But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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