I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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