His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Its about making memories worth repressing
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
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