we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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