I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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