I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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