They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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