if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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