My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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