You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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