wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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