I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
