Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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