ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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