On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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