So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the day after is always just damage control
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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