Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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