dude i'm inner monologue high
P.S. I can't hear my feet
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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