and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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