Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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