No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
this will be a night to untag.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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