I wish I could teleport
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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