Already got asked if we're dating
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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