Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
