i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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