How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Randomize
