We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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