And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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