Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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