just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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