But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Randomize
