Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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